As Director of the CIA I would like to thank all our Agents for some fine detective work. Although many Creme Egg Twisted Bars are still on the loose, we believe their current gooing campaign has finished... for now anyway.

At this point I would like to personally congratulate Agent Sooty Hill for some excellent work in preventing the Creme Egg Twisted Bars from covering this great nation in goo. She will now be sent to Morocco to bring back a major Creme Egg Twisted player.

Also, it is my great pleasure to reveal our Number 1 Super Agent. Dean Stokes has been at the forefront of many key investigations into tracking down numerous Creme Egg Twisted Bars – a real asset to the agency. Dean has been promoted and has received a £20k bonus – Well done, Agent.

As of now all communications from the CIA will cease and we ask all our Agents to return to civilian life. However, we would ask all of you to remain vigilant; should gooing activity reach critical levels you will be contacted immediately.

Again many thanks for a job well done. Keep 'em peeled.

The Director